﻿<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?><rss version="2.0"><channel><title>nakedyak's Xanga</title><link>http://nakedyak.xanga.com/</link><description>Latest Xanga weblog from nakedyak</description><language>en</language><ttl>60</ttl><image><title>The Weblog Community</title><url>http://s.xanga.com/images/xangalogobutton.gif</url><link>http://nakedyak.xanga.com/</link></image><item><title>Sunday, May 03, 2009</title><link>http://nakedyak.xanga.com/700799333/item/</link><guid>http://nakedyak.xanga.com/700799333/item/</guid><pubDate>Sun, 03 May 2009 17:02:28 GMT</pubDate><description>Long time no update ...&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;thought i'd post the link to my Europe photos just in case someone missed those. &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Pbase - http://www.pbase.com/johnhudson/johns_trip_to_europe&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Flickr - http://www.flickr.com/photos/johnhudsonphoto/sets/72157616146560114/&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;I am also doing some minor blogging here now - http://johnhudsonphotography.blogspot.com/&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;as well as twittering here - http://twitter.com/johnshudson&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;enjoy&lt;br&gt; </description><comments>http://nakedyak.xanga.com/700799333/item/#firstcomment</comments></item><item><title>Sunday, March 15, 2009</title><link>http://nakedyak.xanga.com/695742671/item/</link><guid>http://nakedyak.xanga.com/695742671/item/</guid><pubDate>Sun, 15 Mar 2009 11:12:26 GMT</pubDate><description>John is in Rome! </description><comments>http://nakedyak.xanga.com/695742671/item/#firstcomment</comments></item><item><title>Tuesday, January 27, 2009</title><link>http://nakedyak.xanga.com/690773281/item/</link><guid>http://nakedyak.xanga.com/690773281/item/</guid><pubDate>Tue, 27 Jan 2009 19:06:16 GMT</pubDate><description>foosball is great </description><comments>http://nakedyak.xanga.com/690773281/item/#firstcomment</comments></item><item><title>Kiawah</title><link>http://nakedyak.xanga.com/676742180/kiawah/</link><guid>http://nakedyak.xanga.com/676742180/kiawah/</guid><pubDate>Thu, 02 Oct 2008 13:18:26 GMT</pubDate><description>Wow, I can't believe I got 5 comments on that last post. Maybe xanga isn't dead afterall? &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Last week we went to Kiawah Island in South Carolina. It was a great family vacation. Here are a few pictures I took. &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.pbase.com/image/103971475/original.jpg" style="border-width: 0px;" alt=""&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.pbase.com/image/103842538/original.jpg" style="border-width: 0px;" alt=""&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.pbase.com/image/103938053/original.jpg" style="border-width: 0px;" alt=""&gt;&lt;br&gt;    </description><comments>http://nakedyak.xanga.com/676742180/kiawah/#firstcomment</comments></item><item><title>Wednesday, August 20, 2008</title><link>http://nakedyak.xanga.com/671107583/item/</link><guid>http://nakedyak.xanga.com/671107583/item/</guid><pubDate>Wed, 20 Aug 2008 16:03:24 GMT</pubDate><description>&lt;br&gt;Last weekend we took a trip to see Kat's brother up in Cleveland. It was my first time visiting the city, and the weather was incredible. We also went to an Indians game, and although the game was pretty slow, I took the opportunity to take a lot of pictures. The Canon SD 800 is one of the best purchases I've probably ever made. Enjoy the pictures.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;img src="http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a371/nakedyak/cleveland/keytower1.jpg" style="border-width: 0px;" alt=""&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;img src="http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a371/nakedyak/cleveland/clevelandbuildings4.jpg" style="border-width: 0px;" alt=""&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;img src="http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a371/nakedyak/cleveland/progressivefield7.jpg" style="border-width: 0px;" alt=""&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;img src="http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a371/nakedyak/cleveland/progressivefield2.jpg" style="border-width: 0px;" alt=""&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;img src="http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a371/nakedyak/cleveland/progressivefield6.jpg" style="border-width: 0px;" alt=""&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;img src="http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a371/nakedyak/cleveland/clevelandbuilding2.jpg" style="border-width: 0px;" alt=""&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;img src="http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a371/nakedyak/cleveland/progressivefieldpanorama2.jpg" style="border-width: 0px;" alt=""&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;img src="http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a371/nakedyak/cleveland/clevelandbuilding5.jpg" style="border-width: 0px;" alt=""&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;img src="http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a371/nakedyak/cleveland/clevelandbuilding3.jpg" style="border-width: 0px;" alt=""&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;img src="http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a371/nakedyak/cleveland/panorama4small.jpg" style="border-width: 0px;" alt=""&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;img src="http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a371/nakedyak/cleveland/clevelandbuilding6.jpg" style="border-width: 0px;" alt=""&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;img src="http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a371/nakedyak/cleveland/clevelandbuildings7.jpg" style="border-width: 0px;" alt=""&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;img src="http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a371/nakedyak/cleveland/progressivefield1.jpg" style="border-width: 0px;" alt=""&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;img src="http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a371/nakedyak/cleveland/progressivefield3.jpg" style="border-width: 0px;" alt=""&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;img src="http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a371/nakedyak/cleveland/progressivefield4.jpg" style="border-width: 0px;" alt=""&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;img src="http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a371/nakedyak/cleveland/panorama4small.jpg" style="border-width: 0px;" alt=""&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;img src="http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a371/nakedyak/cleveland/clevelandbuilding1.jpg" style="border-width: 0px;" alt=""&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;img src="http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a371/nakedyak/cleveland/clevelandbuildings8.jpg" style="border-width: 0px;" alt=""&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;img src="http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a371/nakedyak/cleveland/clevelandskyline2.jpg" style="border-width: 0px;" alt=""&gt;&lt;br&gt;                    </description><comments>http://nakedyak.xanga.com/671107583/item/#firstcomment</comments></item><item><title>Sunday, June 29, 2008</title><link>http://nakedyak.xanga.com/663842411/item/</link><guid>http://nakedyak.xanga.com/663842411/item/</guid><pubDate>Sun, 29 Jun 2008 14:00:22 GMT</pubDate><description>my xanga is dead and I don't care.&amp;nbsp; </description><comments>http://nakedyak.xanga.com/663842411/item/#firstcomment</comments></item><item><title>Friday, May 23, 2008</title><link>http://nakedyak.xanga.com/658205378/item/</link><guid>http://nakedyak.xanga.com/658205378/item/</guid><pubDate>Fri, 23 May 2008 00:10:54 GMT</pubDate><description>&lt;h1 class="title"&gt;&lt;font face="times, times new roman"&gt;&lt;font size="+1"&gt;Other Things&lt;br&gt;There Will Be,&lt;br&gt;in Addition&lt;br&gt;to Blood.&lt;/font&gt; &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/h1&gt;

&lt;p align="center"&gt;&lt;font face="times, times new roman"&gt;&lt;font size="-1"&gt;BY &lt;a href="mailto:meredithrodkey@aol.com" target="_new"&gt;MEREDITH RODKEY&lt;/a&gt; AND SCOTT RODKEY&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p align="center"&gt;&lt;font face="times, times new roman"&gt;&lt;font size="-1"&gt;- - - -&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&lt;font face="times, times new roman"&gt;Refreshments

&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font face="times, times new roman"&gt;A representative on hand to answer your questions

&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font face="times, times new roman"&gt;No horseplay

&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font face="times, times new roman"&gt;Minor delays

&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font face="times, times new roman"&gt;After-holiday sales

&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font face="times, times new roman"&gt;An end to this

&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font face="times, times new roman"&gt;A brief pause while we transfer your call

&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font face="times, times new roman"&gt;Light

&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font face="times, times new roman"&gt;No dessert unless you finish your carrots, mister

&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font face="times, times new roman"&gt;Consequences


&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt; </description><comments>http://nakedyak.xanga.com/658205378/item/#firstcomment</comments></item><item><title>24</title><link>http://nakedyak.xanga.com/655522910/24/</link><guid>http://nakedyak.xanga.com/655522910/24/</guid><pubDate>Mon, 05 May 2008 12:48:01 GMT</pubDate><description>I am now Jack Bauer. </description><comments>http://nakedyak.xanga.com/655522910/24/#firstcomment</comments></item><item><title>Sunday, April 06, 2008</title><link>http://nakedyak.xanga.com/650878073/item/</link><guid>http://nakedyak.xanga.com/650878073/item/</guid><pubDate>Sun, 06 Apr 2008 22:43:23 GMT</pubDate><description>List of hotels I have photographed:&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;1. &lt;a href="http://doubletree1.hilton.com/en_US/dt/hotel/ANPDTDT-Doubletree-Hotel-Annapolis-Maryland/index.do" target="_new"&gt;Doubletree Annapolis&lt;/a&gt; &lt;br&gt;2. Econo Lodge Virginia Beach&lt;br&gt;3. &lt;a href="http://homewoodsuites1.hilton.com/en_US/hw/hotel/PTNHWHW-Homewood-Suites-by-Hilton-Princeton-New-Jersey/index.do" target="_new"&gt;Homewood Suites Princeton&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;4. &lt;a href="http://hiltongardeninn.hilton.com/en/gi/hotels/index.jhtml?ctyhocn=CAKAPGI" target="_new"&gt;Hilton Garden Inn Akron-Canton Airport&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;5. &lt;a href="http://hamptoninn.hilton.com/en/hp/hotels/index.jhtml?ctyhocn=HSVCLHX" target="_new"&gt;Hampton Inn Cullman, AL&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;6. &lt;a href="http://www1.hilton.com/en_US/hi/hotel/SPRSHHF-Hilton-Springfield-Virginia/index.do" target="_new"&gt;Hilton Springfield&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;7. &lt;a href="http://hiltongardeninn.hilton.com/en/gi/hotels/index.jhtml?ctyhocn=CAECOGI" target="_new"&gt;Hilton Garden Inn Columbia/Harbison&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;8. &lt;a href="http://www.marriott.com/hotels/travel/ilmcy-courtyard-wilmington/" target="_new"&gt;Courtyard Wilmington&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;9. &lt;a href="http://hamptoninn.hilton.com/en/hp/hotels/index.jhtml;jsessionid=KRDSI52R2MUUUCSGBIXMVCQ?ctyhocn=ATLHMHX" target="_new"&gt;Hampton Inn Perimeter Center Atlanta&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;10. &lt;a href="http://hamptoninn.hilton.com/en/hp/hotels/index.jhtml?ctyhocn=ATLGWHX" target="_new"&gt;Hampton Inn and Suites Atlanta/Duluth/Gwinnett&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;11. &lt;a href="http://www.hiltongardeninn.com/en/gi/hotels/index.jhtml?ctyhocn=ATLALGI" target="_new"&gt;Hilton Garden Inn Alpharetta Atlanta&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;12. &lt;a href="http://hamptoninn.hilton.com/en/hp/hotels/index.jhtml?ctyhocn=WASCLHX" target="_new"&gt;Hampton Inn College Park&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;13. &lt;a href="http://www.ichotelsgroup.com/h/d/hi/1/en/hotel/hmnnj?_requestid=461379" target="_new"&gt;Holiday Inn Secaucus/Meadowlands&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;14. &lt;a href="http://hamptoninn.hilton.com/en/hp/hotels/index.jhtml?ctyhocn=DSMWEHX" target="_new"&gt;Hampton Inn West Des Moines&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;15. &lt;a href="http://www.majesticamericaline.com/Products/Ship.aspx?ID=1" target="_new"&gt;American Queen - Riverboat Cruise ship&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;16. &lt;a href="http://hamptoninn.hilton.com/en/hp/hotels/index.jhtml?ctyhocn=ATLNOHX" target="_new"&gt;Hampton Inn Alpharetta/Roswell&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;17. &lt;a href="http://hiltongardeninn.hilton.com/en/gi/hotels/index.jhtml?ctyhocn=ATLSCGI" target="_new"&gt;Hilton Garden Inn Atlanta East/Stonecrest&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;18. &lt;a href="http://www.ichotelsgroup.com/h/d/ex/1/en/hotel/ricso?_requestid=463797" target="_new"&gt;Holiday Inn Express Chester&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;19. &lt;a href="http://hamptoninn.hilton.com/en/hp/hotels/index.jhtml?ctyhocn=PTBHPHX" target="_new"&gt;Hampton Inn Petersburg/Hopewell&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;20. &lt;a href="http://hamptoninn.hilton.com/en/hp/hotels/index.jhtml?ctyhocn=RICMVHX" target="_new"&gt;Hampton Inn Mechanicsville&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;21. &lt;a href="http://hamptoninn.hilton.com/en/hp/hotels/index.jhtml?ctyhocn=RICMDHX" target="_new"&gt;Hampton Inn Richmond-Midlothian Turnpike&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;22. &lt;a href="http://www.ichotelsgroup.com/h/d/ex/1/en/hotel/ricva?_requestid=467588" target="_new"&gt;Holiday Inn Express Brandermill&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;23. &lt;a href="http://www.hiltongardeninn.com/en/gi/hotels/index.jhtml?ctyhocn=DCACHGI" target="_new"&gt;Hilton Garden Inn Washington DC Downtown&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;24. &lt;a href="http://www.comfortinn.com/ires/en-US/html/HotelInfo?hotel=NC132" target="_new"&gt;Comfort Inn Durham&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;25. &lt;a href="http://www.comfortinn.com/ires/en-US/html/HotelInfo?hotel=NC448" target="_new"&gt;Comfort Inn Fayetteville&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;26. &lt;a href="http://www.comfortinn.com/ires/en-US/html/HotelInfo?hotel=NC448" target="_new"&gt;Hilton Garden Inn Wilmington Mayfaire Towncenter&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;27. &lt;a href="http://hiltongardeninn.hilton.com/en/gi/hotels/index.jhtml?ctyhocn=DCAARGI" target="_new"&gt;Hilton Garden Inn Arlington Courtyard Plaza&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;28. &lt;a href="http://hamptoninn.hilton.com/en/hp/hotels/index.jhtml?ctyhocn=HPNNUHX" target="_new"&gt;Hampton Inn Nanuet&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;29. &lt;a href="http://www.hiltongardeninn.com/en/gi/hotels/index.jhtml?ctyhocn=HPNNAGI" target="_new"&gt;Hilton Garden Inn Nanuet&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;30. &lt;a href="http://www.hiltongardeninn.com/en/gi/hotels/index.jhtml?ctyhocn=TLHTLGI" target="_new"&gt;Hilton Garden Inn Tallahassee&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;31. &lt;a href="http://hiltongardeninn.hilton.com/en/gi/hotels/index.jhtml?ctyhocn=TLHEHGI" target="_new"&gt;Hilton Garden Inn Tallahassee Central&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;32. &lt;a href="http://www.hamptonwhiteplains.com/" target="_new"&gt;Hampton Inn White Plains/Tarrytown&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;33. &lt;a href="http://www.hiltongardeninn.com/en/gi/hotels/index.jhtml?ctyhocn=ABEAWGI" target="_new"&gt;Hilton Garden Inn Allentown West&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;34. &lt;a href="http://www.thetutwilerhotel.com/" target="_new"&gt;The Tutwiler Hotel in Birmingham, AL&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;35. &lt;a href="http://homewoodsuites1.hilton.com/en_US/hw/hotel/STLRVHW-Homewood-Suites-by-Hilton-St-Louis-Riverport-Airport-West-Missouri/index.do" target="_new"&gt;Homewood Suites St. Louis-Riverport&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;36. &lt;a href="http://www.hiltongardeninn.com/en/gi/hotels/index.jhtml?ctyhocn=ALBAHGI" target="_new"&gt;Hilton Garden Inn Albany Airport&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;37. &lt;a href="http://www.marriott.com/hotels/travel/roari-residence-inn-roanoke-airport/" target="_new"&gt;Residence Inn Roanoke Airport&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;38. &lt;a href="http://hiltongardeninn.hilton.com/en/gi/groups/personalized/SBNINGI-IRISH-20080403/index.jhtml" target="_new"&gt;Hilton Garden Inn South Bend&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;39. &lt;a href="http://hamptoninn.hilton.com/en/hp/hotels/index.jhtml?ctyhocn=MKCLBHX" target="_new"&gt;Hampton Inn Kansas City-Liberty&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;40. &lt;a href="http://hamptoninn.hilton.com/en/hp/hotels/index.jhtml?ctyhocn=OMADNHX" target="_new"&gt;Hampton Inn and Suites Omaha Downtown&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;41. &lt;a href="http://hiltongardeninn.hilton.com/en/gi/hotels/index.jhtml?ctyhocn=LITCWGI" target="_new"&gt;Hilton Garden Inn Conway&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;42. &lt;a href="http://www.hamptoninn.com/en/hp/hotels/index.jhtml?ctyhocn=CNWARHX" target="_new"&gt;Hampton Inn Conway&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;43. &lt;a href="http://homewoodsuites1.hilton.com/en_US/hw/hotel/FRBHWHW-Homewood-Suites-by-Hilton-Fredericksburg-Virginia/index.do" target="_new"&gt;Homewood Suites Fredericksburg&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;44. &lt;a href="http://hamptoninn.hilton.com/en/hp/hotels/index.jhtml;jsessionid=MMCIBWWIJBQ4WCSGBIV2VCQ?ctyhocn=FRBCBHX" target="_new"&gt;Hampton Inn and Suites Fredericksburg&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;45. &lt;a href="http://embassysuites1.hilton.com/en_US/es/hotel/INDWWES-Embassy-Suites-Indianapolis-Downtown-Indiana/index.do" target="_new"&gt;Embassy Suites Indianapolis Downtown&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;46. &lt;a href="http://homewoodsuites1.hilton.com/en_US/hw/hotel/OMAHWHW/index.do;jsessionid=1XJISERBQMWUQCSGBIVM22Q" target="_new"&gt;Homewood Suites Omaha Downtown&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;47. &lt;a href="http://hiltongardeninn.hilton.com/en/gi/hotels/index.jhtml?ctyhocn=NYCCHGI&amp;amp;ctyhocn=NYCCHGI" target="_new"&gt;Hilton Garden Inn New York/Chelsea&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;48. &lt;a href="http://hiltongardeninn.hilton.com/en/gi/hotels/index.jhtml?ctyhocn=DCAGBGI" target="_new"&gt;Hilton Garden Inn Washington DC/Greenbelt&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;49. &lt;a href="http://homewoodsuites1.hilton.com/en_US/hw/hotel/BNTHWHW-Homewood-Suites-by-Hilton-Bentonville-Rogers-Arkansas/index.do" target="_new"&gt;Homewood Suites Bentonville/Rogers&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;50. &lt;a href="http://www.hamptoninn.com/en/hp/hotels/index.jhtml?ctyhocn=BNTRGHX" target="_new"&gt;Hampton Inn Bentonville/Rogers&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;51. &lt;a href="http://atlantanorthpoint.place.hyatt.com/hyatt/hotels/place/index.jsp" target="_new"&gt;Hyatt Place Atlanta Alpharetta&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;52. &lt;a href="http://homewoodsuites1.hilton.com/en_US/hw/hotel/ATLAPHW-Homewood-Suites-by-Hilton-Atlanta-Alpharetta-Georgia/index.do" target="_new"&gt;Homewood Suites Atlanta Alpharetta&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;*Note that the photos on these websites weren't necessarily taken by me. Some are, some aren't. &lt;br&gt; </description><comments>http://nakedyak.xanga.com/650878073/item/#firstcomment</comments></item><item><title>Saturday, March 15, 2008</title><link>http://nakedyak.xanga.com/647235749/item/</link><guid>http://nakedyak.xanga.com/647235749/item/</guid><pubDate>Sat, 15 Mar 2008 19:55:41 GMT</pubDate><description>Today we were in Kenton, OH, trying to find the local high school to watch Kat's brother Michael compete in weightlifting. &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;We were having trouble finding the high school, so I stopped at a gas station and went inside to ask directions.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;The man inside was of "middle eastern" descent if you will, and lets just say his english was atrocious. &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;This is basically the exact conversation we had, his responses being in the most broken english possible. &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Me: Can you tell me where the high school is?&lt;br&gt;Attendant: Why do you want to go to the high school? &lt;br&gt;Me: What? Why does that matter? I just need to find it. It's around here somewhere I think.....&lt;br&gt;Attendant: No, no its not.&lt;br&gt;Me: Um, I'm pretty sure it is. This is Kenton right? It's Kenton High School. We have directions, we just aren't sure exactly where it is...&lt;br&gt;Attendant: I don't know where the school is.&lt;br&gt;Me: What?? How could you not know where it is? You work in the same town!?&lt;br&gt;Attendant: First you tell me why you want to go to the school, or I will not tell you where it is.&lt;br&gt;Me: WHAT?? Look, there is an event at the school, some competition, I don't know what it is, WHY does it matter??&lt;br&gt;Attendant: Fine, you can go find it yourself, go on, go look for it. &lt;br&gt;Me: Dude, its some weightlifting competition, WHY DOES IT MATTER!?!?&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Eventually I got him to tell me how to get there. Gotta be one of the most bizarre conversations i've ever had. Compounded by the fact that he could barely communicate with me to begin with. &lt;br&gt; </description><comments>http://nakedyak.xanga.com/647235749/item/#firstcomment</comments></item></channel></rss>